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If you’re already a book subscriber, you already got this except for the P.S. If that’s the case, enjoy this rerun or just skip ahead.
I’d also like to note that I was a different kind of crazy back when these events and odd thought ramblings occurred. I would neverrr do that stuff again. Hell no! (I’m thinking up new ways to embarrass myself with instead!)
Nonetheless, since we’ve come this far together, and I am a writer now and all, I thought I’d offer you some helpful preset reviews for you to post when you’ve finished reading Me: A Rewrite (or maybe better if you post them before you read it now even .)
Feel free to copy/paste or make up your own review for the retailer you bought it from and your social media links if you’re so inclined:
I laughed out loud so many times reading Anna’s book that I’ve been banned from Starbucks. Apparently, some patrons don’t like being spit upon with [insert name of java beverage]. (Full disclosure, Anna wrote this review but it is true.)
Anna is hilarious! (Full disclosure, Anna wrote this review for me, but it is true.)
The perfect bathroom book—short chapters! Only problem is—can’t put the damn book down. #laughingfromthecan (Full disclosure, Anna wrote this review for me, but it is true. #ringoffire. Also, she’s not in here with me. #eww)
This book, and no doubt its author, is narcissistic, shallow, sarcastic, sardonic and sacrilegious. For someone who calls herself a Christian, she sure does skate a thin line near sin. One can only hope our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ (aka JCristo) forgives her blasphemous ass. (Oops, yes, Anna did write this, but it is true.)
I can’t wait for the sequel!!! My favourite new author! Love this chick! (Anna wrote this review, but she’s just sooo good with words.)
Oh my god, you guys are way too kind!
But seriously, thank you so much for supporting me in my endeavours to eradicate laughless days. Truly, you’re the bum. (Can’t say ‘bomb’ anymore or the CIA will confiscate this email0c0-raethleehl;;…)
Hugs,
Anna
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